Showing posts with label cutting the phlegm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cutting the phlegm. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Drink or die!

Perhaps some disappointing news: drinkers live longer than non, even heavy drinkers! Or it's cheering news, I don't know.

The study, by a University of Texas team, followed 1,824 oldish participants over 20 years. In that time, 69% of "never-drinkers" died, followed by 60% of heavy drinkers and 41% moderate.

Moderate drinking, by the way, is defined as having one to three drinks per day. Hey, does a fifth of whiskey count as "a drink?"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Eternal Hangover

No reason. Just thought that sounded cool. I have what feels like the eternal hangover, but I imagine it's not really. Maybe it's pneumonia. I don't drink that much. Just a little something in the morning to cut the phlegm. Or whenever someone else is fixing the drinks. Might as well make me one, damn you!

Whenever certain situations arise that could even remotely be dealt with by "needing" "a drink":

a. long day
b. long car ride
c. high winds
d. high noon
e. sunshine
f. rain
g. weather
h. hungry
i. thirsty

Here is a good song: Len, "Steal My Sunshine". (Pictured above)